Maybe on September 7th, you'll be as lucky as the five people who discovered real treasure at a humble garage sale as described in this article: From Trash to Treasure.
Excerpt: "Teri Horton, a truck driver, bought a painting for only $5 that she claimed was “ugly.” Hortan had intentions of throwing darts at the painting for fun. The painting turned out to be by famed abstract painter Jackson Pollock. Horton’s response to finding out the artist was “Who the #$&% is Jackson Pollock?” She is now on a quest to sell the painting for $50 million dollars. She has been offered as high as $9 million."
If anyone has a Jackson Pollock painting they want to sell, I will certainly take it off your hands for five bucks.